WASHINGTON D.C. — The House returned from a five week recess on Monday. They originally planned to discuss the vital federal funding bill necessary to keep the government open. However, after roughly 15 minutes of conversation the house took an additional more traditional recess. Outside a game of capture the flag quickly ensued, within minutes speaker of the house Mike Johnson had his shirt off and claimed, “WE CALL SKINS! Jim Jordan! Tom Cole! Get over here!” A school yar