Local Stories

WEST LINN, Ore. — What could have been an extremely awkward encounter turned out to be a unique bonding opportunity for the family of local man Gil Montgomery, who finally admitted to having a secret second family... that also loves playing miniature wargame Warhammer 40K. "Yeah, you know, I was pretty shocked when we found out Dad was hiding a second family from us for our entire lives," said daughter Chloe Montgomery, 14. "At first I was pissed but then I saw the Imperium f

GLENWOOD TAVERN, CHICAGO — Like many bars within the Chicago area, Glenwood Tavern has become a staple of its neighborhood. The space gained notoriety for their craft cocktails and especially for their pool table. On any given day during the week, if you were to look at the pool table, all challengers would likely be playing a single man. Local Pool Shark Cliff Finley is yet to be defeated within the walls of The Glenwood. But despite his cool and calm demeanor on the table.

SHEPHERDSVILLE, Ky. — Amidst a bundle of grocery store ads, insurance scams, and flyers from internet service providers, one piece of mail in particular, sent from the so-called "Selective Service System", stuck out to local man John Passinissi, sources in denial report. "I mean it can't be real, right?" said Passinissi, pausing intermittently to stare at nothing. "It's gotta be spam... right? It has to be... It-- I get so much mail claiming this, that, or the other, but it's