Politics

MILWAUKEE, WI — It’s the Fourth of July, and the 250th Anniversary of our country. Despite the summer heat waves, many cities are preparing their fireworks displays for this evening. However, with growing trends relating nationalism to right wing extremism, it’s tough to sound patriotic while still making clear you don’t support authoritarians. However Chief Aaron D. Lipski of the Milwaukee Fire Department, has found a creative solution to the problem. “It’s tough these days

WHITE HOUSE — Master Negotiator President Trump has talked his way out of several catastrophe’s over the years. But our commander in chief has finally met a foe that cannot be negotiated with. His own body. White House doctors confirmed that President Trump's cholesterol levels are nearly triple that of the average person, in a press briefing on Monday. “The only scientific explanation is that some kind of mutation has occurred,” said White House physician Sean P. Barbabell

EMERYVILLE, Calif. — Audiences worldwide were left horrified after the theatrical premiere of Toy Story 5 Thursday night. According to eyewitnesses, the long-awaited fifth installment of Pixar’s flagship franchise includes several ‘bizarre’ and ‘unexpected’ scenes, including one 3-minute segment that shows viewers the exact moment Bonnie first saw the video of Charlie Kirk’s assassination. “What are some of those core ‘canon moments’ that everyone with a mobile device can rel