WHITE HOUSE — As the war in Iran continues, Iranian State Media has taken to social media with Lego themed AI videos. Up until yesterday these videos were seen as harmless good natured ribbing. But then Iranian State Media took it one step too far. After the usual cracks at foreign policy, Lego effigies of the nation's leaders threatened to deploy The Masters of Spinjitzu. President Trump responded within minutes on Truth Social. “THESE CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Trevor Collins started the morning of February 7th the way he did most mornings. A shower, a shave, and sitting down to breakfast while scrolling through the morning news. Trevor, like very few Americans, likes to stay current on world news. It was then when Trevor read a rather troubling headline, but before he could put down his croissant, he found the article was safely hidden behind a paywall. “My morning was this close to being ruined, this close.” It