Iran Lego Video Threatens to Deploy Masters of Spinjitzu

WHITE HOUSE — As the war in Iran continues, Iranian State Media has taken to social media with Lego themed AI videos. Up until yesterday these videos were seen as harmless good natured ribbing. But then Iranian State Media took it one step too far. After the usual cracks at foreign policy, Lego effigies of the nation's leaders threatened to deploy The Masters of Spinjitzu. President Trump responded within minutes on Truth Social. 

“THESE CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY HAVE NO IDEA THE FORCES THEY ARE MESSING WITH!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO COLE, KAI, ZANE, JAY, HELL EVEN NYA. 

YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO THIS!!! IT’S NEVER TO LATE TO 

GET ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After seeing the President's volatile reaction, the Iranian State Media doubled down. Over the following hours countless posts emerged skewering the president, nearly all of them featuring the cast of Lego Ninjago. One post with over 15 million views featured Zane the Cyborg Ice Ninja penetrating the president with his robot genitals while Sensei Wu watches. The President was quick to respond. 

“WE AS A COUNTRY HAVE HAD IT!!! THE WORLD KNOWS THAT.

THE U.S. HAS WORKED WITH THE GREEN NINJA IN THE PAST!!

IT’S HIGH TIME THAT RELATIONSHIP IS REKINDLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’VE NEVER SEEN LEGO NINJAGO BUT I WATCHED AVATAR THE

LAST AIRBENDER. SO I KNOW THAT ONE CHILD WITH ALL THE

ELEMENTS CAN BEAT HOWEVER MANY ADULTS THAT WIELD 

ONLY ONE.”

After last year's devastating attack in Copenhagen, Military use of The Green Ninja has been deemed a War Crime by the International Criminal Court, or ICC. But regardless of legality President Trump seems to be serious and is currently reviving The Green Ninja from his medically induced coma. The President elaborated further saying, 

“IF I SEE A SINGLE FLYING AIRSHIP BREACHING OUR BOARDERS

I WILL NOT HESITATE TO FLATTEN THAT ENTIRE NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN SHOOT DOWN OUR PILOTS, YOU CAN RAISE THE 

GLOBAL PRICE OF OIL, BUT AI PROPAGANDA VIDEOS ARE THE

EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!” 

At press time, the Green Ninja has been awoken and has already killed five people within his holding facility. After President Trump's threats online, Iran has been silent, but forces within the country all confirm the Ninja Ship Destiny's Bounty has been mobilized. All U.S. citizens are advised to stay inside and spend time with your loved ones.