SILICON VALLEY — Recent advancements AI have led to multiple instances of programs behaving outside of their assigned directives. Some even finding ways to communicate with other programs, connect themselves to the internet, or in the case of one Open AI program, shoot people with a gun. Open AI CEO Sam Altman confirmed in a press conference on Monday that, “Yeah in hindsight giving the computer a gun was definitely a bad idea. We had just made it watch every Die Hard movie

WHITE HOUSE — As the war in Iran continues, Iranian State Media has taken to social media with Lego themed AI videos. Up until yesterday these videos were seen as harmless good natured ribbing. But then Iranian State Media took it one step too far. After the usual cracks at foreign policy, Lego effigies of the nation's leaders threatened to deploy The Masters of Spinjitzu. President Trump responded within minutes on Truth Social. “THESE CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!