DENVER — On Friday 25 year old Martha Pullman got into a heated argument with her boyfriend, 23 year old Max Denton. The conflict came about during their weekly movie night after Max had picked one of his favorite films. When the movie was over Max was flabbergasted and explained to Martha that the movie was way less sexist when he’s by himself. Something strange had happened.  “I have no idea what happened! I’m no physicist but best as I can figure it was some kind of Schrod

TOBY’S TOY’S, CHICAGO — Like many toy stores, Toby’s is a place for joy. A place where dreams come true and excited kids get to take home their favorite toys. But for one such toy this is also a place of existential dread.  “When I was first shipped in I thought I was the same as any other Rubix Cube. But then as we were all getting put on the shelf, I found out something different was in store for me. Toby himself takes me out of my box and puts me back on the shelf naked as