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Congress Divides Into Shirts and Skins
WASHINGTON D.C. — The House returned from a five week recess on Monday. They originally planned to discuss the vital federal funding bill necessary to keep the government open. However, after roughly 15 minutes of conversation the house took an additional more traditional recess. Outside a game of capture the flag quickly ensued, within minutes speaker of the house Mike Johnson had his shirt off and claimed, “WE CALL SKINS! Jim Jordan! Tom Cole! Get over here!” A school yar
Cameron Lehr
Sep 1


US Ditches Minimum Wage in Favor of ‘Pay What You Can’ Model
WASHINGTON – Nearly a century after the historic passing of the Fair Labor Standards Act, United States’ Federal Minimum Wage will be officially retired, according to a bill passed by Congress last week. “Recently, we’ve seen a lot of local businesses across all industries try to help consumers by offering more affordable ‘pay what you can’ options for their products and services,” explained Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. “But we know a lot of employers have been strug
Jacob Albrecht
Feb 2
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