LOS ANGELES — 32 Year Old Eddie Osborne was devastated this past weekend, when after a romantic evening with his girlfriend panic started to set in. Despite the perfect day with the perfect woman, staring at a seaside sunset all Eddie was able to think of was the oncoming darkness. Eddie later recounted the evening saying.   “It was a bit of a mood killer as you might imagine. One minute we’re sitting there and it’s a beautiful afternoon at the beach. Then out of fucking nowh

DENVER — On Friday 25 year old Martha Pullman got into a heated argument with her boyfriend, 23 year old Max Denton. The conflict came about during their weekly movie night after Max had picked one of his favorite films. When the movie was over Max was flabbergasted and explained to Martha that the movie was way less sexist when he’s by himself. Something strange had happened.  “I have no idea what happened! I’m no physicist but best as I can figure it was some kind of Schrod