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President Trump Signs Historic Chili's Receipt
WASHINGTON -- President Donald Trump made waves last weekend by signing a historic receipt from Chili's Grill & Bar just ahead of President's Day, sources close to the casual dining chain confirmed. "I hope the American people realize how unprecedented this moment is." said Secretary of Tex-Mex Joints Johnathan Schroeder, "No other President in American History has ever housed two Triple Dippers, a Sizzlin' Fajita, and a baker's dozen Margaritas of the Month. And he picked u
Jacob Albrecht
Feb 16


US Ditches Minimum Wage in Favor of ‘Pay What You Can’ Model
WASHINGTON – Nearly a century after the historic passing of the Fair Labor Standards Act, United States’ Federal Minimum Wage will be officially retired, according to a bill passed by Congress last week. “Recently, we’ve seen a lot of local businesses across all industries try to help consumers by offering more affordable ‘pay what you can’ options for their products and services,” explained Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. “But we know a lot of employers have been strug
Jacob Albrecht
Feb 2
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