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Coachella Missed Connections
Gemini Photo Booth Hottie Me, waiting with my friends for the Gemini Photo Booth. You, flashed the camera with your friend, left before it printed. AI Remix left your face unrecognizable. But your body spoke for itself. White Claw Witch You were espousing the wonders of wicca with your friends at the White Claw booth. You looked to be mid-50’s, 120lbs, all skin. You were talking me through a recipe for a protection spell and I just couldn’t look away from your soulful, sun-da
Various
Apr 21


Sabrina Carpenter Botches Residential Framing Job
SCHAUMBURG IL — “Yeah this whole section is going to have to be redone,” Said Foreman Mike Limbazo, shaking his head at pop star Sabrina Carpenter. After several grueling months on tour, Sabrina Carpenter told press she looked forward to devoting more time to her namesake and true passion, carpentry. But after landing a framing job with a local company Ms. Carpenter quickly received some stark criticism. “You forgot a header over this window opening, so there’s no world wher
Cameron Lehr
Feb 9
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