WASHINGTON — Anyone in D.C. this past weekend looking to reflect on the state of the nation, had to do so without the aid of the iconic Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. As part of an effort by President Trump to distract from literally everything he has ever done and is still doing. The President has started a number of construction projects across the D.C. area, with the aim of making the capital a better representation of our nation as a whole. “And what color best repres

HILTON, WASHINGTON D.C. — The 2026 White House Correspondents’ Dinner was interrupted and later canceled last Saturday, due to an incident involving gunfire outside of the ballroom. Needless to say, many guests were gravely concerned about the situation. But according to some hotel staff, it may have been a blessing in disguise. “It’s probably for the best” Said Head Chef for the Hilton Gregory Fitzgerald. “Before the dinner my sous comes over and shows me a catering pan ful

WASHINGTON — Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has been handpicked to lead a local kill shelter close to the Capitol, President Trump announced in a press conference Saturday. The move comes after President Trump's removal of Kristi Noem from her post as head of Homeland Security last week, with President Trump expressing high hopes for her new position. "Frankly, I think Kristi is going to do very well in her new role." said President Trump, "She was doing absolutely spectacu