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'Michael' Movie Quick to Forgive Gary, Indiana
After opening last weekend to an astonishing $219M at the box office, the Michael movie, which recounts the life and struggle of pop star Michael Jackson, has garnered praise and criticism alike. While some commend the film’s performance and production value, many more seem to be criticizing Michael's complete disregard for the many controversies in which the King of Pop became embroiled throughout his tumultuous life. However, as I trod home after seeing the controversial pi
Jacob Albrecht
Apr 28


Kash Patel Parties With F1 Cast After Oscars Win
LOS ANGELES — FBI Director Kash Patel was spotted drinking and carrying on with the cast of F1 after the Academy Awards Ceremony Sunday night. Eyewitness report Patel arrived uninvited and promptly began drinking heavily and antagonizing members of the cast. "Yeah [the cast and crew] were pretty psyched after taking Best Sound." said F1 Key Grip Joel Argyle. "So we went to this local dive to celebrate. We're having some drinks, moping together. Then, one of the guys at the
Jacob Albrecht
Mar 15


Jim Carrey Insists He Always Had Kylie Lips, Dumptruck Ass
PARIS — After his appearance at the César Awards in Paris stirred up plenty of online controversy, Jim Carrey sat down with the Associated Jest to clear the air concerning his new look. After Carrey showed up to the French film awards with a clean-shaven, sleek new look, fans quickly took to social media to voice their opinions, with some even going so far as to suggest that Carrey may have been cloned or replaced with a look-a-like. "Yeah, I might've had a little work done,"
Jacob Albrecht
Mar 2
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