WASHINGTON D.C. — The national debt hit 40 trillion over the weekend, equaling roughly $177,000 for every person living here. Facing an amount of debt near imaginary, government officials were left with only a single option. Hitting up mom for some cash. “We know 250 is a little old to be doing this. But we’re in a bit of a transition period right now and we just need a little something to help us stay afloat while we figure stuff out.” U.S. Officials asked mom. But unfortun

YOUR ROOM — Your eyes shoot open at the sound of the alarm clock. Your head, already throbbing with the coming hangover. You knew you had to open today, but you stayed out late anyway. You reach a groggy hand over to the blaring clock, and snooze it. Drifting soundly back to sleep. When you wake up, you can’t believe your eyes. You're in a hospital. Confused, you sit up. Your bones ache, a nest of tubes snake their way in and out of your body. Including a massive one down yo

BEIRUT, LEBANON — Global energy costs have continued to soar with the continued closure of the Strait of Hormuz. Despite continued bombing from both the U.S. and Israel, President Trump insists that peace talks are still underway. Trump insists that a permanent cease fire would have been reached weeks ago, were it not for the sounds of heavy artillery and ballistic fire rendering negotiations inaudible. The President elaborated to press saying. “You should really hear some o