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Conan O'Brien Remarries Ex-Wife
NEW YORK CITY — The New York City Subway System is full of unexpected interactions. But for one late night host, what was supposed to be a routine appearance on Subway Takes, ended up becoming a heartfelt reunion. Comedian Connan O’Brien and Brooklyn bar owner Debbie Shields had what was described as a short but passionate relationship, lasting only a year and half. Over the course of their time together the couple had two children, before O’Brien had to leave the family and
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Conan O'Brien Remarries Ex-Wife
NEW YORK CITY — The New York City Subway System is full of unexpected interactions. But for one late night host, what was supposed to be a routine appearance on Subway Takes, ended up becoming a heartfelt reunion. Comedian Connan O’Brien and Brooklyn bar owner Debbie Shields had what was described as a short but passionate relationship, lasting only a year and half. Over the course of their time together the couple had two children, before O’Brien had to leave the family and
Boyfriend Tricked Into Watching Latest Star Wars Movie
LIVING ROOM — Fran Miller (26) and Michael Thomas (25) have been cohabitating for nearly two years now. The young couple have greatly enjoyed their time together. Whether they’re off hiking in the woods, or trying out a new recipe, the two say they’ve never been closer. Their only problem is movie night. The two have drastically differing taste in movies. So every Tuesday they spend hours trying to find a middle ground. “He says he’ll watch anything, and then I’ll put somethi
Toddler Gives Mom NYT Mini Crossword to Get a Moment of Peace and Quiet
For many toddlers, it can be hard to get anything done when a parent is in the house. Instead of spending their time high-fiving walls, toddlers are finding themselves bogged down by the whims of their moms. Says Lysander, age 3: “I just want to take a bunch of mancala beads and arrange them into different patterns on the floor. I want to open and close the silverware drawer to the tune of “When the Saints Go Marching In.” But she keeps trying to get me to eat a bowl of pasta
Baby Stoked For Ms. Rachel Album Drop
DETROIT, MI — Local ten month old Frankie Johnson knows he’s pretty a fussy baby. But, like many fussy babies, there’s always been one thing that could turn his cries to giggles. Ms. Rachel has been an online children's entertainer and educator since 2019. Frankie, like many babies, is a big fan. “Life ain’t easy for a baby,” said Frankie. “But when that bright pink ray of sunshine graces my iPad, I just know everything is gonna be ok. I could have a diaper packed full of th
AI Exec Confirms Giving Computer Gun a Mistake
SILICON VALLEY — Recent advancements AI have led to multiple instances of programs behaving outside of their assigned directives. Some even finding ways to communicate with other programs, connect themselves to the internet, or in the case of one Open AI program, shoot people with a gun. Open AI CEO Sam Altman confirmed in a press conference on Monday that, “Yeah in hindsight giving the computer a gun was definitely a bad idea. We had just made it watch every Die Hard movie
Sacha Barren Cohen Added to Ed Sheeran Tour
METLIFE STADIUM NEW JERSEY — Rapper Macklemore has been removed from Ed Sheeran's Loop tour after repeated shows of support for Palestine. According to Rolling Stone the main push for the rapper's removal came when Billionaire Robert Kraft - owner of the New England Patriots and Gillette Stadium - mounted a pressure campaign against Sheeran and other venues in the area. Faced with the prospect of growing a backbone, the singer-songwriter elected instead to remove Macklemore f
Costco Announces Hot Dog Membership
ISSAQUAH, WA — Costco has become known for many things. Wholesale selling of bulk goods, passable Kirkland knockoff products, but nothing quite so infamous as the $1.50 hot dog. Costco CEO Ron Vachris knows how passionate people are about these dawgs. In a press conference held on Monday he said, “Any of our members know, people will damn near fight each other for these dawgs. Well let me tell ya, things are about to get so much worse.” Vachris announced that in response to
JCPenney Photo Studio Willing to Shoot Nudes
JCPENNY PORTRAITS — Known for their affordable photoshoot’s. The JCPenney Photo Studio has become iconic over the years. However, with times changing and retail stores across the country dropping like flies, executives at JCPenney made the choice to diversify. “For years we’ve been known for tasteful and affordable photography, and none of that is going to change.” said Brand CEO Michelle Wlazlo. “Just because we’re willing to take some photos of your butthole doesn’t mean t
Cameron Lehr
Aug 18
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